1. watch this incredible list of accomplishments and then talk to me.


    TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER TRIBUTE FOR BEING WOMAN OF THE YEAR AT THE BBMAs

  2. explosion of happiness. two happy favourite people.

    explosion of happiness. two happy favourite people.

  3. "Taylor Swift is the only woman in music history to release three #1 albums in a row, each selling more than five million copies, a milestone achieved only by the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and Michael Jackson. She’s written every song on all of her albums and has world-wide record sales of more than 22 million albums and 50 million song downloads. She’s won six Grammy Awards and is the youngest winner in the history of the Grammy Award for Album of the Year."
    2012 Billboard Music Awards (via antarascribed)
  4. Only ‘Grey’ skies ahead

    My review of the Grey’s Season Finale last night on tvguide.ca
    2012-05-18

    Plane crash is more than a “Little Grey” on ‘Anatomy’ finale

     

    Saying the finale of Grey’s Anatomy Season 8 started off with a bang would be an understatement. It was more of a crash-smash-scream, with an eerie silence to follow.

    The entire opening scene was filled with complete panic and bloody chaos as we witnessed the aftermath of last week’s place crash. Cristina forgot her dislocated shoulder to find her dislocated shoe and Meredith pulled a knife out of her own thigh, all set to the agonizing chorus of Arizona screaming her head off. You can say many things about Shonda Rhimes – and today on Twitter many people are – but one thing’s for sure: the lady knows how to set a dramatic scene.

    Although Arizona’s screaming (which eventually became hysterical laughter) grated my nerves, I was panicking for her and her broken femur sticking out of her leg as she coughed up blood. It didn’t help that back at Seattle Grace, where everyone was oblivious to the plane crash and I wanted to fast , Callie was going on and on about loving life and how lucky she is to have Arizona. Though Arizona made it to the end of the episode, things do not bode well for her next season. Not at all.

    Also at Seattle Grace (admission: while watching the hospital scenes, my heart was back on the mountain with the crash and I wanted to fast forward), Teddy and Owen had it out for the last time. He fired her after learning that she turned down an army job as Chief Surgeon just so she could stay and take care of him. I guess it’s time to say goodbye to Dr. Altman?

    We also might be saying goodbye to Derek’s neurosurgeon career. Poor McDreamy always gets caught in McSticky situations. This time, his hand was stuck in a piece of metal, meaning he had to use a rock to break his own hand and free it. There was no shortage of mangled bones and nerves in that arm. I can’t wait to see how they fix it up next year.

    Now, hold your tears for the doozy. Mark and Cristina found Lexie trapped under the back half of the plane and, though they tried, there was no chance of lifting it off of her. As Christina went to find supplies, Mark dropped to the ground and crawled in close to Lexie, holding her as she choked out, “I’m dying.”

    The scene between them was the most gutwrenching and emotionally raw moment of the entire hour and, to put it lightly, I was upset. Upset to hear Mark tell Lexie about their amazing future together, where they would have kids: a girl and two boys. Upset to hear Mark say, “You can’t die because we’re meant to end up together.” Upset to hear Lexie’s final words: “Meant to be.” Upset to watch Mark break down in a real Jack and Rose “never let go” moment. And most of all, upset that this all happened less than halfway through the finale.

    I love Lexie and I am beyond depressed to say goodbye to her. But even more, I’m angered that she wasn’t given a proper death. Chyler Leigh is a principal actor and Lexie, a principal character, on Grey’s Anatomy – someone deserving of a “final moments” death. Placing it so soon in the episode without the expected, drawn-out drama is unacceptable, especially since the ending wasn’t anything noteworthy at all. Why couldn’t they have given the ending to Lexie? Why, Shonda? Why!?

    I should probably cut the series creator some slack since her Twitter is exploding with hate mail. Ms. Rhimes took to Twitter herself, releasing a statement that expressed her grief over losing both Leigh and Kim Raver (Teddy).  She says that Raver “was ready to give Teddy Altman a much-needed vacation” and she and Leigh mutually decided “this was the right time for [Lexie’s] journey to end.” She insists that she is heartsick and will miss both women and their characters terribly. Well, so will we!

    But back to the finale. Mark, so grief-stricken that he couldn’t let go of dead Lexie’s hand, started turning a terrifying shade of pale. When Christina ripped off his shirt, it was obvious that he’d been suffering from major internal bleeding the entire time, unbeknownst to anyone. Dr. Grey and Dr. Yang came to the rescue, cutting his chest open and draining the excess blood in his chest cavity, buying McSteamy more time and possibly a lifeline for Season 9.

    The episode ended with Owen (finally!) figuring out that something went wrong on the plane, while the doctors on the mountain huddled amongst the plane debris, trying to survive the cold night without giving into their profuse bleeding and probably infected wounds. Oh and don’t forget hypothermia!Talk about leaving an episode with unanswered questions!

    As for Season 9, we know for a fact that Patrick Dempsey (Derek), Ellen Pompeo (Meredith), Justin Chambers (Karev), Sandra Oh (Christina), and Chandra Wilson (Bailey) have already re-upped their contracts. Anyone else is fair game for premiere episode deaths or exits. So beware!

    What did you think of the finale? Comment below.

  5. ‘Hart’ of the storm

    My review of the Hart of Dixie finale on tvguide.ca!

    2012-05-15

    Zoe gets caught in the rain, her love triangle on ‘Dixie’ finale

     

    The day we’ve all been waiting for has arrived! No, not Lemon and George’s wedding day. Something much better! The Hart of Dixie finale!

    Hart of Dixie was picked up for a second season last week, making Monday’s season ender even more of a nail-biter. The wedding day was off to a terrible start when George awoke from a bizarre nightmare where both Lemon and Zoe stood at the altar with him, dressed in white gowns. See, Georgie! Your subconscious is telling you to be with Zoe!

    (Side note: I’d like to apologize now for how very conflicted I will be in this review. I love all the Dixie boys and want Zoe with both of her love interests. I can’t even pick between George and Wade, so I don’t know how she can!)

    Speaking of Wade, Zoe tripping the breaker again didn’t help him let go of his undying hate for her, even though she tried to make him warm up to her again, this time as a friend. Zoe was throwing the “friend” card around a lot Monday night as she finally told George that she was staying in Bluebell for good, meaning they would have to coexist. His reaction set her off, causing her to rant to Lavon about how George must love her and how she has to storm into the wedding screaming, “I object!” Lavon, trying to avoid trouble, sent Zoe out of Bluebell for the day.

    Meanwhile, Lemon’s preparations weren’t going well. She had a pimple on her chin and mimosa spilled on her wedding dress! Oh my! Little did she know that Tom’s knee was tingling, so her beautiful outdoor wedding in the town square was about to get washed out by an unstoppable squall. (Am I the only one who sees all the signs? This wedding can’t happen!) As George went through a range of emotions, he frantically tried, with the help of the whole town, to move the wedding into the old fire hall that was falling apart.

    Zoe was tasked with picking up a stranded Wade. Naturally, the two were stranded together once the rain came in, leaving them wet and shivering in a nearby barn. Hmm … I wonder what happened there? Wade stuck to his hateful guns though, and told Zoe that the only reason he was ever attracted to her was because she became something he could never have. If they just got the physical stuff out of their system, they would both be happier and able to move on.

    Due to different tragedies, such as a lost baby goat and barbed wire-induced cut, both Zoe and Wade had to peel off their soaking wet, but already see-through, shirts. Things started to heat up (finally!) until they were interrupted. I mean, rescued! The two headed into their separate homes until Zoe blew the fuse once more, signaling to Wade that she wanted to finished what they had started. And hallelujah, the two finally hooked up!

    In the fire hall, George was losing it as the wedding literally crumbled around him. Lavon told him to postpone it, but George then had to admit to everyone (and, subsequently, himself) that if he didn’t marry Lemon today, he probably never would. Because he’s in love with Zoe! So off he ran, soaking wet, to break it off with Lemon (who punched him, deservedly) and to let Zoe know where he finally stood. Zoe got a kiss and promise of lovely tomorrows from George, and suddenly, she was the one stuck between two lovers. The final shot of her face was not one of excitement at future prospects, but of someone stuck between a George and a Wade-place.

    Overall, it was an amazing ending to the season and I can’t wait to see what Zoe will decide when the southern charm of Hart of Dixie returns to the CW this fall. I am very jealous that she got both beautiful boys, hence why I can’t even decide which I would rather she end up with!

    What do you think will happen? Comment below, y’all.

  6. ‘Girls’ and boys

    2012-05-07

    The guys stir the pot on HBO comedy 

     

    On Sunday night, we got another glimpse into the insanely brilliant mind of Lena Dunham with a new episode of Girls (which, by the way, stars and is created, written, directed, and executive produced by Dunham). It blows my mind that after only four half hour instalments, this almost-26-year-old talent has everyone’s attention. But, truthfully, she deserves it.

    Like previous episodes, sex came to the forefront right away as Hannah received an X-rated photo text from the ever-douche Adam, followed by one telling her he meant to send it to someone else. Even though Marnie, being the good friend that she is, told Hannah not to respond to his disgusting message, Hannah (of course) did the opposite. She sent a naked picture of her own in return. Cue me shaking my head.

    Meanwhile, Shoshanna had a little love adventure of her own this week when a cute boy recognized her on the street and the two decided to catch up that night. Innocently watching a movie turned quickly into not watching a movie. In her bedroom. But their race for the sheets came to an abrupt halt when Shoshanna nonchalantly told the guy (a former camp friend), “I swear it’s not a big deal, but I’m a virgin.” He said he was not into that and Shoshanna was left defeated once more.

    Jessa seemed to be having a great time, surprisingly, babysitting the girls … until she lost them at the park. While she was rallying the other nannies and possibly forming a union, the girls ran away and hid. She found them, but she felt so guilty about it that she spilled the beans to the dad, who is always giving her creepy eyes that freak me right out.

    Hannah went on to prove just how bad her luck with men is. Her new boss groped her, using “new methods” to relax her uptight shoulders. The office girls, hilarious characters of their own, gave Hannah the lay of the land, telling her the boss is just a touchy guy and she should just deal with it cause he gives out free iPods.  They then proceeded to pencil in Hannah’s eyebrows, leaving her looking hilarious for the rest of the episode. Or as Adam said, “Like a Mexican teenager.”

    But the girls did more than give Hannah a new look. They sent her out the door with the drive she needed to finally make the healthy choice and break it off with Adam, which she did. Very well, might I add, with a long impassioned speech about deserving to be loved the way she expects to be. And then, with one puppy dog look, she had her legs wrapped around him once more.

    Charlie spent most of the episode trying to convince his hipster friend not to look through Marnie and Hannah’s things while they were out of the apartment. In the process, they found and read Hannah’s journal. Major breach of girlfriend’s friend-code.

    That night, all the girls went to see Charlie perform with hipster guy and, after a song about falling in love with a girl in Keds (so funny), they performed a new one called “Hannah’s Diary.” This song turned the tone of the episode from fun to angry in an instant as Charlie, in a very Harriet the Spy-esque moment, read from the journal while on stage.

    After reciting Hannah’s words about her whiny best friend that needs to break up with her vagina-possessing boyfriend, Charlie stormed off stage, Marnie threw her drink on Hannah, and Jessa laughed, more entertained than ever before.

    Girls airs Sundays at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on HBO Canada.

    What did you think of “Hannah’s Diary”? Comment below

  7. So, let’s set the world on fire. We can burn brighter than the sun.

    Me and my brother covering “We are Young” - fun.

  8. ‘Family’ politics

    My review on tvguide.ca

    Vote Claire Dunphy for City Council!

    Wednesday night saw the return of Modern Family after a spring hiatus. It was voting day for the Dunphy family as they all promised to put their best foot forward and help Claire win the election for City Council. (Remember she started campaigning way back when she demanded a stop sign be erected to “slow down [her] neighbours”?) Phil was just as excited as Claire to get it going, especially since he would get to be the “First Husband.”

    Cam and Mitch put out all the stops for the day, renting a megaphone to attach to the top of their car, which was transformed into the Claire-mobile. They drove around town shouting out encouraging things like, “I can see Claire-ly now the Dwayne is gone!” That is, until they quickly realized the power of the megaphone. After getting a stranger to pick up some trash, they drove around grinding their many axes until their overuse turned the megaphone against them. The button got stuck on playback, broadcasting their entire conversation about a friend’s possibly gay fiancé to the street. Where she was standing.

    Jay and Gloria were happy to lend a hand too. Gloria made an effort to cold call some potential voters at the Alex-run phone station (their kitchen), but quickly learned that her convincing powers lie in her, ahem, appearance. Jay was ready to vote until he saw that an old one-night stand was running the poll booth. When Gloria asked him why he was running away he explained that the line was too long, to which she responded, “It’s only three people. And no one has a gun.” Colombia comedy. Gotta love it.

    Phil’s job was to drive the senior citizens to the polls, but he was quickly derailed by his very first pick-up. Luke’s old pal from next door made Phil spend the entire day running his errands, causing Phil to also fail at his task.
    I guess you could say this Family is all heart and no execution, since all of their plans failed in one way or another. Even Claire was road blocked, so to speak, by an old fake tooth falling out. But the tooth wasn’t all she lost this week.
    When the votes were counted, Claire was not elected, upsetting her, and interestingly, Haley. In a rare moment of true emotion from the eldest Dunphy child, Haley cried to her mom about receiving only rejection letters from colleges, and now being too scared to open the last envelope and fail her family. They all rallied around her as she tore it open to discover she had not been accepted, but had been waitlisted! Her parents were proud as they high-fived and shouted, “We’ll take it!” and “Our daughter might be going to college!”

    But back to the election. Claire ended up getting her stop sign from Dwayne as a way to silence her, but now she sees something else is necessary: speed bumps.

    Thoughts? Comment below.

    Modern Family airs Wednesdays at 9 p.m. ET on Citytv/ABC.

  9. The moon is up and over ‘One Tree Hill’

    My very own goodbye love letter to Tree Hill on tvguide.ca

    Saying goodnight to ‘OTH’—for real this time

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    Wednesday night marked the end of an era. Well it did for me, and the millions of loyal One Tree Hill fans that have stuck with this show since they first saw Lucas dribble that basketball over the bridge nine years ago.

    I celebrated the show’s near-decade-long run with a finale gathering at my friend’s house and two hours straight of blowing up my twitter with retweets of the cast’s goodbyes and hash tags like #GoodnightTreeHill and #allyouneedisOneTreeHill. I’m sure I lost some followers in the process, but it was all in the name of OTH, and by the end of the night things like “Lucas and Peyton” and “Gavin DeGraw” were trending in Canada and worldwide. So proud.

    The first of the two hours were dedicated to final farewell with the cast and crew of One Tree Hill. With interviews and flashbacks, creator Mark Schwahn discussed his initial premise for the show and the reason he found inspiration in literature and music. Favourite and epic moments from this “little show that could” were interspersed with cast interviews, already prepping me for the tears to come.

    Then the episode itself began. Now, this show has been on the bubble (i.e. in danger of cancellation) at the end of every season since before I can remember, but every year, its loyal fans would rally together and bombard the network, forcing the return of One Tree Hill. So it made sense, in turn, that this final episode would become a beautiful goodbye love letter to the fans as it tied up all of our characters’ futures in one brilliant bow.

    The series finale was a perfect balance of callbacks and future potential as it began with an outstanding opening voiceover from our originals. Nathan, Haley and Brooke revisited their high school selves, allowing us to see how much they truly have grown since Season 1. By using the construct of Julian’s new TV show, Brooke also got to reminisce about my personal favourite, Peyton, as she walked through the famous red bedroom on set. Julian peaked in his sweetness when he brought Brooke back to her favourite home, their new home, making her the girl behind the red door once more.

    Even Lucas, the initial focus of the show, was given shout outs here and there, but most of all when Haley showed Jamie where she and Lucas hid the prediction box on the roof. She brought back the infamous Karen line of Season 1 in a real Mufasa/Simba everything-the-light-touches moment, telling her son, “There is only one Tree Hill. And it is your home.”

    The episode celebrated a few of our fave OTH musicians, like Tyler Hilton, Bethany Joy Lenz and Gavin Degraw, at the 10th anniversary of Tric. Haley’s thank you speech to the crowd was spoken right to the hearts and minds of every fan watching their television last night, and it was perfect.

    Clay and Quinn, relatively new players in Tree Hill, had a wonderfully fitting send off as well, without being in anyway intrusive to the core of the show. The couple got married at city hall and were officially parents to the oh-so-cute Logan by the episode’s end. Logan slayed me with almost no words at all by telling Clay, “But you’re already my dad, Dad,” and calling Quinn “Mom.” So many tears.

    The Scott family had some great reminiscing moments too—Nathan and Jamie played on the Rivercourt one last time, and Nathan encouraged his son to follow any dream he might have. Then Mr. Schwahn gave us two perfect Naley moments as Nathan gave his girl a bracelet from a Cracker Jack box and then the couple proceeded to make out in the rain. Classic.

    Even Mouth got a great send off as he received a cheque for half a million dollars from Dan’s estate with a note that read, “What you do matters”— a line from the most important OTH episode ever: the one with the school shooting. Together, Mouth, Millie and Skills announced the founding of the Edwards Scott Memorial Scholarship for students pursing sports-related careers and in honour of Jimmy and Keith.

    Then, in one of the most outstanding OTH codas ever, the cast (and the fans at home) sang the show’s theme song, “I Don’t Wanna Be” along with Gavin DeGraw. It was interspersed with voiceovers recalling some of the show’s best lines and ended with a silent scene that could only be meant to express the idea of “family” loud and clear as the characters and all their children ran around Karen’s Café, loving life. Then we got one last flash forward in time as everyone gathered at the high school after Jamie broke his father’s basketball record. U2’s “One Tree Hill”—which gave our show its name—played the episode into black.

    What else can I say other than thank you? Thank you to Mark Schwahn for creating such a wonderful series. Thank you for the networks for constantly taking a chance on it, even when the ratings were low or critics lost interest. This finale captured the heart of nine years of this series, but most importantly the heart of where it all began.

    “Someone told me that this is the place where everything’s better and everything’s safe.” Goodnight Tree Hill.

     

    Check out Bethany Joy Lenz’s goodbye to the fans and the show here on her blog.

  10. ‘Desperate’ children


    The kids of Wisteria Lane bring fun and drama
     

    On this week’s newest episode of Desperate Housewives, a bunch of our favourite Wisteria Lane offspring returned to either stir the pot or set things straight.

    One of my favourite surprises was Andrew walking through Bree’s door again, ready to introduce her to his new fiancée—Mary Beth! It was hilarious to watch the traditionally conservative Bree force Andrew into admitting that he is obviously still gay and is only going after this woman because she is a rich heiress. My favourite line of Bree’s had to be, “Andrew, you’re here, you’re queer, and I’m used to it!”

    In the end, Mary Beth left and Andrew admitted that he was in over his head with debt. Bree offered to help him yet again. Andrew’s become a mama’s boy, but considering where their relationship started in Season 1, I am loving it!

    And speaking of returning kids, Penny came back into the picture and helped Lynette get Tom to herself for a night. While Jane took Penny to a Taylor Swift concert, Lynette attempted to seduce Tom with wine, candles, and memories. But her plan went up in flames when Tom’s arm caught fire and her cover was blown. Tom was upset with her for tricking him into remembering the feelings they used to have, but something had definitely changed. Those two will be back together in no time because, like Taylor Swift says, he belongs with her.

    Meanwhile, Gabby decided to go on a job hunt, but was quickly rejected due to her lack of experience and education. She took out her anger on her credit card and went on a major shopping spree, impressing the employees at a high-end store with her passion for fashion. The manager offered her a personal shopper position and a 40 per cent discount, which Gabby accepted on the spot. I really doubt this will help her earn money, since it’s bound to end up back in the store, but at least she’s trying!

    Sadness still lingered in the Delfino house this week. M.J.was being a huge brat because he’s still so angry about losing his dad and Susan was his doormat. She let him do whatever he wanted because she didn’t know how to coach him through this – she hasn’t gotten through it herself yet. But after a stern word from the always-more-mature Julie and a stapler to M.J.’s teacher’s head, Susan found a way to let out her anger. She and M.J. smashed jam jars in the garage together until they both broke down in each other’s arms.

    Finally, Renee and Ben got engaged. While Renee planned the wedding, Ben hid Bree’s secret from the cops who came to ask him about the body on his construction site. But as Bree thanked him for this, she was unaware that the detectives were camped outside her house, recording her every word. Bree’s dug herself into a major hole, now I’m just wondering if she’ll take all the ladies down with her.

    Desperate Housewives airs Sundays at 9 p.m. ET, CTV/ABC.

    Thoughts? Comment below.

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