1. Act your age!

    2011-10-20

    The adults lose it on ‘Modern Family’

     


    Wednesday’s new episode of one of my favourite shows of the year showcased Phil and Claire’s younger, and some might say wilder, sides, while displaying the opposite in Cam and Mitch.

    It started slowly as Phil and Haley began their father-daughter bonding day. Phil took Haley to his alma matter to show her what college life is like with a tour and a pit stop at his favourite restaurant. Seeing both clueless Phil and perfectly-put-together Haley with chicken wing sauce all over their faces was enough to get this episode rolling for me. Though I was a little thrown by Haley going extremely out of character and rejecting a party invite in lieu of hanging out with dad, all was rectified when Phil let her go anyway.

    Meanwhile, Claire was excited to have a night to herself so she relied on the usually-exuberant Cam and Mitch to take her out. Much to her dismay, however, the two were quick to poop on the party and wished for an early exit. Their retired married couple behavior was a wake-up call for the guys as they realized they were in a major rut. Without a second thought, an intoxicated Claire let Cam and Mitch go as she had her fun night with their gay friends. But she, of course, managed to find the one non-gay at the party who got her extra drunk and into a tighter and slightly more inappropriate red dress. Claire didn’t have her moment of realization until she had embarrassed herself fully in front of the judgmental neighborhood moms at Luke’s sleepover. Obviously he’s not gay – he’s just French. Explains everything!

    Jay had me laughing the most last night. He kept insisting that Gloria come sit and watch her Spanish telenovella because she loves it and she made him promise to spend more time with her this way. But while Gloria was pre-occupied with Manny’s mysterious internet purchase that had him locked away for hours in his room, Jay’s insistence on watching the soap was unwavering. When Gloria forced Jay to go check on Manny (in case he was in a “discovery” stage), Jay later called a friend to find out some vital info: who shot who and why?! Gotta love this show.
    It turned out that Manny wasn’t discovering anything except how to defy gravity as he hung from the ceiling with a weighted helmet on, trying to make himself taller. Seriously. But would you expect any less from this eternal Casanova-wannabe?

    After hanging out with the college kids at the bar, Phil got so worried about Haley being at a frat party that he tracked her down with GPS. He switched right back into Dad-mode and busted into the room, embarrassing a completely sober and (for once) rule-abiding Haley. But then the father-daughter pair had the sweetest final moment that only this show could pull off without being full-on Full House cheesy. Phil told her that keeping her safe has been his job since the day she was born and Haley forgave him by offering to accompany him on a tray-sled ride down the grassy hill. I guess sometimes, it’s just more fun to not act your age.

    Modern Family airs Wednesdays at 9 p.m. ET on Citytv/ABC.

    What did you think of the episode? Comment below.

  2. Top 10 ‘Tree Hill’ tidbits

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    Take a look behind the scenes of ‘OTH’


    As a longtime fan of One Tree Hill, I’ve been waiting years to take a trip to North Carolina, and essentially down memory lane. I wanted so badly to see the town where Nathan and Haley fell in love, over bridges, and into each others’ arms.

    I wanted to see the school where “Cheerleader Brooke” became “Class President Brooke,” which led to “Successful Fashion Designer, Wife and Mother Brooke.” I wanted to experience the feeling that Lucas got every time he stepped onto the River Court.

    I wanted to be in the town where Peyton cried over dead moms, lost dads, psycho stalkers, ex-best friends and boyfriends, eventually getting the guy she was meant to have all along.

    Finally, this month, I traveled to North Carolina and had a true One Tree Hill experience. Though the basketball heart (and cast) of the CW drama may have long dissipated, true fans will not be disappointed by a visit to this East Coast filming location. But I’d make it quick: the final 13 episodes of Season 9 will be completed by the end of this year!

    1. Welcome to Wilmington!


    Tree Hill is a fictional place, but the show is filmed in the very real small town of Wilmington, N.C. As I learned from being in Wilmington and seeing filming trucks and trailers around town, as well as from the studio tour, One Tree Hill is filmed at Screen Gem Studios only half the time.

    For the other half, the show is usually on location somewhere in the historic downtown district or off at the beach. Some common locations that were used during my stay were Topsail Beach, Market Street, Karen’s Cafe, and Tric, the last two of which are actual buildings in downtown Wilmington that are owned by the show.

    2. The River Court


    The famous River Court where Lucas played many a game against Skills, with Mouth as their commentator, is actually located next to a real Second World War battleship. Though the ship is gigantic, the tiny piece of pavement next to it was what caught my eye. The River Court was built specifically for the show and actually doesn’t have backboards or hoops up until filming days because fans graffiti their love all over them.

    But taking down a backboard won’t stop anything: the River Court is like a love letter from fans all over the world to the show, with lamp posts and bleachers completely covered in signatures and favourite quotes. I saw that a few people came all the way from France, Germany, and even Australia to show OTH their love. I, of course, had to leave my mark as well and represent Toronto on the River Court.

    3. Set visits: The humble abodes of Naley and Brulian


    Nathan, Haley, Brooke and Julian live in real-looking houses just like ours – except their stairs lead to nowhere, they have no ceilings, running water, or electricity and the walls and counters can be rolled away at a moment’s notice. The crew needs to be able to get cameras in and out, so they use a garden hose instead of real plumbing, and walls painted to look like brick instead of the heavier and more expensive real thing. Oh, and every set is much smaller in reality than what they appear to be on screen.

    Some interesting details I got the privilege of spying while on the set tour were family photos scattered around both homes, including a young James Lafferty and even one of Lucas and Peyton (which obviously made me smile). Naley’s house was particularly interesting since it not only has a real four-foot pool in the backyard, but houses all of Nathan’s sports trophies and Haley’s tour posters and instruments (charred piano and all).

    4. Set visits: Red Bedroom Records


    This record label, started by Peyton in Season 5 and now run by Haley, has given many artists a real-life start. This includes Kate Voegele, who plays Mia Catalano, a singer who was discovered by Peyton and Haley. More recently, Red Bedroom and OTH have given wings to the careers of Wakey!Wakey! and Jana Kramer.

    Interestingly, the record label’s set does have all the top-of-the-line equipment necessary for recording a CD – except for one essential element: sound-proof walls. Everything here was precisely decorated and a lot of work went into every prop, including the record cover art montage on the wall – all of which needed to be approved by the artists themselves before being filmed on camera.

    5. The Riverwalk has my heart


    The boardwalk by the river, where Nathan and Haley famously had their first tutoring session, is as peaceful as it looks. People are constantly strolling up and down it day and night, while in the morning it serves as a running route for the more athletically inclined or a quiet spot to read for the more, ahem, sedentary types like myself. My aunt even swears that she saw Sophia Bush (Brooke) out for an early morning workout one morning! If only I was a runner I might have met my favourite actress from One Tree Hill – better luck next time, I suppose!

    6. Behind-the-scenes truth: people in Wilmington are innately kind


    It is impossible to walk around Wilmington without receiving a wave, a smile, or a “Good morning!” from passersby.  Everyone in this endearing town is super-friendly and genuinely open and sociable. Wilmington and its inhabitants, actors and all, are a long way away from the cold shoulder of Hollywood.

    When I met Rob Buckley, who plays Clay, not only was he happy to meet me and take a picture with me, but he went above and beyond the call of duty. When I mentioned that I was looking into becoming an extra for the show but was having little luck, he immediately called the lady responsible for casting extras without me even asking or expecting it. He is the reason I was an extra in two Tric scenes for Episode 3, where he was just as happy to see me again the next day!

    7. Behind-the-scenes at Tric


    I was fortunate enough to get on the set of Tric as an extra, allowing me to get a feel for how much work goes into every episode of a television show. Everything right down to the drinks being served, the extras’ clothing, and the paths that they will walk are plotted out before the cameras are turned on.

    Interestingly, all the background music and conversation noise of the bar are added in later since the extras are told to make as little noise as possible so the actors’ lines can be picked up clearly by the mics. So while Chase (Stephen Colletti) served Chris Keller and his new girl (Chelsea Kane) at the bar, my fellow extra and I had to have real-looking, but completely silent, conversations.

    8. ‘Dawson’s Creek’-‘OTH’ crossovers


    Dawson’s Creek fans should note: not only was DC filmed in the same town as One Tree Hill, but many of the crew members are the same as well. James Van Der Beek even did a couple of guest appearances in Tree Hill during Season 6.

    But that’s not all these shows have in common. I bet you didn’t know that much of the contents of Dawson’s refrigerator can now be seen in Nathan and Haley’s or Brooke’s place. No, I’m not kidding and yes, it’s kinda gross to see a 10-year-old fruit cup. But not to worry: the actors don’t eat from those expired bottles or empty Tupperware – all of their food is prepared by Kraft services.

    Apparently, after Dawson’s Creek had its series finale, a longtime fan called the studio and asked whether they realized that Dawson Creek’s food had barely moved an inch in over six years, causing OTH to give a lucky PA the job of rearranging the fridges’ contents to look realistic and “lived in.” Crazy details and crazy fans!

    9. The Wilmington arts scene


    Wilmington has a pretty cool local arts scene, which you’d expect of a town with so much local colour and history. There are always tons of plays, small concerts, and performances to catch in town, which is how I met Bethany Joy Galeotti (Haley) and Shantel VanSanten (Quinn). They did a meet-and-greet after the contemporary dance show The Dollhouse. The dancers were great and all the proceeds from the night went to the Love146 organization, which fights against sex trafficking of children all over the world.

    10. Casting news: Tyler Hilton, Chelsea Kane and a lot less James Lafferty?


    Some of you may remember, though he was really hard to forget, a certain musician by the name of Chris who came to town and ruined Nathan and Haley’s marriage (how dare he!?) for a good part of Seasons 2 and 3. Well, lock up your young women: Keller’s back! Tyler Hilton returns to Tree Hill as a series regular for Season 9, and guest star Chelsea Kane will be his love interest for at least an episode or two (cause that’s as long as Chris Keller’s attention can be focused on one lady).

    Kane wrote on her website, “I play Tara, the girl you love to hate. She’s full of bad intentions and opens up a rival coffee shop across the street from Karen’s Cafe.” So it looks like Kane will be shaking things up with more than just Chris Keller’s love life. I saw both Hilton and Kane on set and can confirm that they are in fact playing opposite each other in episode 3.

    Someone I, most unfortunately, did not see since he was out of town was star James Lafferty. There have been rumblings lately about a reduced role for Nathan this year, much to the chagrin of OTH fans, and E! Online reported Nathan will only be featured in seven of the 13 final episodes. Sad!

    And for those of you waiting on the edge of your seat for Leyton news, like I always am, don’t get your hopes up. Though Hilarie Burton has been spotted in Wilmington recently, there have been absolutely no plans made to get either her or Chad Michael Murray to return for a reunion. Here’s hoping they’ll work out a deal for at least one episode in the final season!

  3. Into the sunset: ‘Tree Hill’ finale had ups and downs

    Last night marked the end of the eighth season of One Tree Hill in an episode that could have been the series finale. Since OTH’s 13 episode Season 9 return was announced only hours before the finale aired, creator Mark Schwahn was clearly covering his bases with “This is My House, This is My Home.” I know I personally have given mixed reviews of this show in the past, tending to stick to my long-time fan guns, yet also feeling the need to bang my head against the wall from time to time. Well, I stick to that inconsistency now.

    The finale was a flash forward episode, which cleverly used Brooke’s growing preggo stomach to mark the passing time all the way through the birth of her twin boys (Yes, twins!) Davis and Jude. Let me just say, this whole naming a child after a last name needs to stop – Jamie lucked out with a normal name but now we have a female Sawyer and a Davis. Wow.

    It was sweet to finally see Brooke and Julian get the family they deserve but because of the quick time jumps, some scenes lacked substance. Surprisingly, the only drama came when a ready-to-pop Brooke stupidly climbed a ladder and of course fell, causing the babies to be born prematurely. But in keeping with the happily-ever-after theme, this was quickly resolved. For all the complaints about dramas dragging out scenes, this rapid fire of emotions just isn’t as entertaining or enticing.

    In classic OTH finale fashion, the episode was chockfull of sappy I love/miss you moments between Brulian, Naley, Clay and Quinn, and even the Alex/Chase/Mia triangle. Of course, these lines get me every time. How can you not melt inside when Clay says things like “I miss you in forever ways” to Quinn?! On a not so warm-and-fuzzy side note, Chase finally chose Alex over Mia and hopefully we never have to hear from any of them again.

    Speaking of being forgotten, Schwahn even managed to squeeze in a few scenes with OTH alums Skills and the heinous father we all love to hate, Dan Scott. Just one short scene in which Nathan (and in turn, the fans) sympathized with his father and gave him tokens of his grandchildren was more moving and pivotal than almost any other scene in the hour. All bow to the greatness of Paul Johanssen. I vote these two old characters come back and replace the subpar Alex/Chase/Mia scenes or even the Mouth/Millie stories.

    But more than anyone else, James Lucas Scott stole the show last night. The episode was very Jamie-centric as it showed us just how much he has grown (aww) when his girl troubles with Madison went down. I found the would-be drama absolutely hilarious and just darn tootin’ adorable because of the high school-esque vibe being used on a 9-year-old’s storyline. But Jamie proved to be a relationship wordsmith and wise beyond his years, much like Uncle Lucas (hint, hint), and eventually got Madison to wear his shoelaces once more (the elementary school version of the letterman jacket).

    Though the finale had many forgettable scenes, the last few moments were pure One Tree Hill gold. When Jamie walked into the newly refurbished Karen’s Café wearing the classic Lucas Scott grey hoodie, tossing a basketball to Haley, I just about cried of happiness. This recreated mother-son moment from the pilot, along with the shining moment where Jamie bounced that basketball over the bridge in the sunset, literally gave me goose bumps and made my heart smile.

    If the show hadn’t been picked up, this would have made a great final scene to bring OTH full circle. But since it did, here’s hoping for more returns to the original premise of One Tree Hill and (I will say this as many times as necessary) maybe-please-maybe a return of Uncle Lucas himself. Only time will tell.

    What did you think of the finale? Comment below.

    2011-05-18 on tvguide.ca

  4. Top 6 shine bright

    Check out my latest review on tvguide.ca!


    2011-04-28

    It’s anyone’s game on ‘American Idol’

    Last night, American Idol’s remaining six contestants took on the multitude of hit songs of the legendary Carole King. King’s impressive resumé is miles long as she has written hundreds of hit songs for many popular artists and put out 25 solo records herself. She even has a connection to TV since she wrote “Where You Lead,” which became the Gilmore Girls’ theme song that she re-recorded with her own daughter Louise Goffin for the show. In addition, she guest-starred on the series as Sofie, the music store owner.

    But coming back from my tangent, last night featured a solo performance for each contestant as well as a duet. By far, the jazz duo of Haley and Casey was the best in their performance of “I Feel The Earth Move.” Theirs were the only two voices that both complimented each other and had moments of unaccompanied greatness. Country singers Lauren and Scotty were paired again for “On The Roof,” which did nothing but allow Lauren to outshine her partner. Just because they fit the same genre doesn’t mean their voices fit too.  Finally, James and Jacob gave an entertaining rendition of “I’m In To Something Good,” but they sounded best when they sang alone – with the exception of their final shared high note.

    Overall, my Top 3 have to be:

    Lauren – She sang the Gilmore Girls’ theme song which automatically would’ve won her my vote even if she wasn’t über-talented. The judges all commended her on pushing herself further this week and she even had a motivating pep talk from Miley Cyrus before the show that helped build her confidence.

    James – His vibrato and a cappella skills at the start of “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow” made me melt. James is known for being theatrical, but this time he showed an unstoppable and timeless quality in his voice that needs no embellishment. He’s just so versatile and I love him.

    Haley – This girl’s had me hooked from the start and last night’s performance of “Beautiful” was just that.  Her transitions between the uplifting, fast-paced parts and slowly flowing sections were flawless and she absolutely nailed the ending. Wow, Haley, I adore your voice.

    Even though all six did extremely well, if it was up to me, the bottom three would have to be:

    Jacob – The ending was as outstanding as his superb yellow shirt and plaid bowtie combo, but someone’s gotta be at the bottom! His energetic performance of “Oh No, Not My Baby” was fun but he had a few pitch issues.

    Scotty – I am probably one of this country crooner’s biggest fans, but his laid back performance of “You’ve Got a Friend” just didn’t grab me the way some of the others did. However, the judges praised him for testing out new tone and range in his voice.

    Casey – As always, he was brilliant but his jazzy renditions might not earn him as many votes of confidence form America as he gets from the judges. For me personally, his “Hi-De-Ho” was cool but a little too much on the growly side.

    Who do you think will make the cut? Comment below.

    American Idol airs Wednesdays at 8 p.m. ET on CTV/Fox and Thursdays at 8 p.m. ET on A/Fox

  5. Bridge over ‘Tree Hill’ waters

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    2011-04-27

    ‘One Tree Hill’ deals with the past

    In case long-time fans weren’t upset enough at having to watch One Tree Hill slowly deteriorate without two of its beloved original cast members, now they, along with the characters, have to deal with the destruction of the memory-filled basketball court that played host to many a good OTH time. You know what they say: Pave the river court and put up a parking lot … or a condo.

    Along with this upset, last night’s “Where Not to Look for Freedom” focused on Nathan’s decision to confront Prof. Kellerman about his part in the hit-and-run accident that almost killed Jamie and Brooke the night of the storm. Nathan brought Jamie to class to meet the man responsible, but Kellerman still wouldn’t admit his fault until Nathan dealt him a powerful speech — classic OTH. Kellerman ended up resigning from his tenured professorship and offering a weak apology for the near-fatal night that was not the least bit satisfying to an outraged Julian, who was having a tough time coming to terms with this news.

    Meanwhile, the professor’s son and Nathan and Clay’s new client, Ian, reappeared to apologize for his father’s actions and dissociate himself from them. However, it soon became obvious that Ian was behind the wheel that night and was allowing his dad to take the fall. Nice.

    On a lighter note, Quinn showed us why she’s not another Tree Hill character getting a record deal with her purposely terrible rendition of Eye of the Tiger. In temporarily taking over Haley’s role at Tric, Quinn asked Alex to open for Olin and the Moon. Alex was nervous before her performance, but she made out with Chase to make it all better.  These lacklustre scenes at least had a silver lining; they promoted two great songs: Jana Kramer’s “Whiskey” and Olin and the Moon’s “Not in Love.”

    This episode really played on the baby storyline as well, highlighting the adorable bundle of joy fawned over by everyone. Most of the cute shots featured real-life new mommy Joy Galeotti (who plays Haley) spending time with baby Lydia. This made Haley the first-ever realistic-looking post-delivery mother, since Galeotti had also just given birth to her baby girl, Maria Rose.

    The depressing flipside of the baby story featured Brooke packing up what seemed like the entire stock of a Babies ’R’ Us after the devastating news that she and Julian would not be given a baby to adopt. I love Brooke and can’t help but feel terribly sad for her loss that drove her to drink alone and accept a VP offer from Clothes Over Bros in NYC. OTH really must be missing Peyton since Brooke seems to be stuck with all the sob-heavy scenes that were usually allocated to her best friend.

    In recent news, OTH is still on the bubble for a ninth — and likely final — season, but actors playing Haley, Brooke, Julian, and others have signed up for the possibility while James Lafferty (Nathan) is still in negotiations. Even much-missed alum Chad Michael Murray recently tweeted, “Return to [OTH]? I don’t know. Maybe next season for u guys. I Love that Lucas is missed.”

    One Tree Hill airs Tuesdays at 8 p.m. ET on The CW.

    Should OTH pack it in or have a final season hurrah? Comment below.

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